In upstate New York a hapless Mennonite trying to score with his girlfriend witnesses a meteor rip apart the skies, leaving behind a smoking crater with something purple and glowing inside.

A week later, an unsuspecting lesbian couple in Brooklyn begins distributing purple alien corn to an unsuspecting populace of food truck owners, through their “Food Truck food truck” (a food truck only for other food trucks).

At the same time, a small-fry FDA agent with big-league FBI dreams sees the alien corn on the Food Truck Food Truck Instagram. If he can track it down, maybe he can make a career jump from salad bar inspector to G-Man.

All the while, a documentary filmmaker in her late-20’s identity crisis is cleaning toilets as a maid when she starts seeing glowing purple poops at the offices.

Each of them has a key to the puzzle, and each of them is equally incapable of figuring it out.

Can they find each other soon enough to stop an alien invasion? Can they overcome their own inadequacies and delusions before it’s too late? And how can they tell someone who’s been snatched from a regular Brooklyn weirdo?